ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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