I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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