my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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