Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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