she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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