It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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