My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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