I heard we made out
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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