Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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