just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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