i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Randomize
