Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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