so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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