There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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