You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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