you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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