Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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