I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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