Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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