ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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