Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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