everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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