It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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