Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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