question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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