I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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