well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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