Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize