i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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