The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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