I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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