Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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