Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
