does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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