you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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