and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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