what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.