I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia