the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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