Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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