yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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