I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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