its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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