How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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