there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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