Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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