smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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