What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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