why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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