I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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