If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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