Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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