I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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