How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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