his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Randomize
