His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
